When Brian was 16 he wanted nothing more than to earn a living doing what he loved. At age 27, mired down in the doldrums of being a multi-billionaire industrialist Brian has grown to hate his dream. His hobbies include observing the wealth-less from the deck of his intellodrome, focusing the suns rays into a deadly weapon and competitive beard and mustache growth. He is ready to evacuate his Chicago home and move to a remote location in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula at a moment’s notice.

