Danny O’Dwyer is not a sex offender in the State of Illinois. He does however have the smelliest farts in the world. In the last 27 years he has seen more than one naked lady. He wishes he could travel in time, to the future, by which time he will have seen more than two naked ladies and he can ask himself what it was like. Then he could travel back in time to kill Sarah Connor, just kidding, John Connor is the last, best hope for humanity. Danny O’D doesn’t like sore throats and loves beer, but nobody doesn’t like Sarah Lee… Sarah Lee Connor…?